April202014

BUT WAIT

rumregrets:

doyleshipsjohnlock:

So remember when we thought mofftiss were being really fucking clever because this text

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reminded us of this handsome gentleman from doctor who

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well 

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They told us in the first episode how Sherlock would survive the third.

gif credit lisa-imsherlocked

STOP IT NO

MARK GATISS I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO SHOOT YOU OR BLOW YOU

(via cleanshavenforsherlock)

4PM

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

  • Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  • Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  • Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  • Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  • Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  • Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  • Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  • Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  • Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  • Dad: Fuck the government.
  • Dad: Fuck the school board.
  • Dad: Close the door.
  • Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  • Dad: I love puns.
  • Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  • Dad: Please shut up.
  • Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  • Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  • Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  • Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  • Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  • Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  • Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  • Dad: They act like I care what they think.
  • Dad: I hate homework.
  • Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
  • Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
2PM
2PM
2PM

crazyandsexy:

braveheart—clara:

Happy Easter everyone! Have a lovely Easter weekend!

(via oh-hello-there-detective)

12PM
12PM

mind-palace-impala:

Benedict receiving sodelightfully's 'Martin Crieff' Cumberclay creation via goflysomeplanex x x 

Cabin Pressure ‘Zurich’ recording on February 23rd, 2014

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11AM
9AM

johnstached:

"I’m not leaving the flat for anything less than a 7. Or cases involving soldiers that require me to go to a military base. These are automatically 10. Keep an eye out for those, John. God save the queen"

*snort*

(via trenchcoatsandmicroscopes)

7AM
221beemine:

cosmoglaut:

miadifferent:

cosmoglaut:

Ok, is it just me or those two things look like laptops? I have been wondering this for a long while, but kept forgetting to ask around. What do they look like? (The screen cap is from THoB.)

I’m supporting the laptop theory. (i like the box with the floppy disks next to the laptops on the right ^^) Are there more? because this would make the supposed mind pallace scene in tsot with the eight (?) laptops more plausible to be really in 221B

Didn’t recognize the floppies. Are they really?! So these two laptops (if they are so) + two in TEH = 4 laptops accounted for. 4 are still missing and I haven’t found their trace in living room at the least. I, too, believe that TSoT scene was real 221B than mind palace 221B. Hence the search for extra laptops. As an interpretation, I like that that scene alternated between the Debate Chamber and MP!221B, but I don’t support it.

Maybe the floppies are where he hides his stash. Because no one would ever think to touch them because floppy disks really Sherl whyyyy?

The floppy discs are where Sherlock stored his very first monographs

221beemine:

cosmoglaut:

miadifferent:

cosmoglaut:

Ok, is it just me or those two things look like laptops? I have been wondering this for a long while, but kept forgetting to ask around. What do they look like? (The screen cap is from THoB.)

I’m supporting the laptop theory. (i like the box with the floppy disks next to the laptops on the right ^^) Are there more? because this would make the supposed mind pallace scene in tsot with the eight (?) laptops more plausible to be really in 221B

Didn’t recognize the floppies. Are they really?! So these two laptops (if they are so) + two in TEH = 4 laptops accounted for. 4 are still missing and I haven’t found their trace in living room at the least. I, too, believe that TSoT scene was real 221B than mind palace 221B. Hence the search for extra laptops. As an interpretation, I like that that scene alternated between the Debate Chamber and MP!221B, but I don’t support it.

Maybe the floppies are where he hides his stash. Because no one would ever think to touch them because floppy disks really Sherl whyyyy?

The floppy discs are where Sherlock stored his very first monographs

3AM
1AM
1AM

martinfreeman:

an internationally successful detective show about a brilliant gay demisexual genius and his bisexual army doctor boyfriend solving crimes together is literally in the top 5 best thing i could imagine happening to me

Top 2.

(via welovethebeekeeper)

April192014
8PM
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